Anonymous: Wait...why are you racist...? Like what are the reasons in your head

Bby what??

2 days ago // 0 notes
Anonymous: You're a disgrace to the red-head community.

Uh… my hair is fake

3 days ago // 0 notes

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

4 days ago // 239,045 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

5 days ago // 146,106 notes

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

5 days ago // 648,111 notes